A Bit Of Fun. What Do You Think?

Young Love
Wayne stood anxiously in the bathroom
Eyeing his pimply face.
Time was ominously ticking away
His skin a terrible disgrace.
His eyes travelled up to his hairstyle
He sighed, things didn’t look well.
His head looked like a collapsed hay-stack
Despite his spray and his gel.
He splashily washed all his rude bits
And even washed under his arms
Deciding to do a good job
To make the most of his dubious charms.
The reason for his desperate actions?
Why was our Wayne trying to get clean?
After all boys have an aversion to water
And he was still only sixteen.
I will let you into a secret.
In school, at the very next desk,
Is a pouting Madonna in miniature
From every pore she is oozing with sex.
Wayne has persuaded this nymphet
To accompany him out on a date
And now in a fit of blind panic
He finds all his faults, but too late.
His pimples are past camoflaging
To oxycute’em just wouldn’t work
He stared in despair at his reflection
Thinking “Why do I look such a burke?”
Then he saw in a flash something brilliant.
Something that elevated him up with the great……
Like Noel Gallagher he’d only one eyebrow
And he strutted proudly off on his date.
Boom! Boom!
(or is it Liam?)

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9 Comments to “A Bit Of Fun. What Do You Think?”

  1. Anonymous 23 February 2010 at 10:26 am #

    What a fun read! I think you really capture the humor and despair on our trek through adolescence toward self-esteem. One question though. When do I grow out of it?? :p

  2. Adam 23 February 2010 at 3:39 pm #

    AHAHAHA, awesome, simply awesome, true to the last, and funny no doubt.

  3. hpand such™ 23 February 2010 at 3:56 pm #

    you have a way….beyond the words
    I wore corduroy once
    with a gold lame’ shirt
    and a gold chain
    and Beatle boots
    and thought I was…..cool
    she thought less

  4. Coco 23 February 2010 at 8:45 pm #

    I chuckled through the whole thing. I loved “oxycute’em”.

  5. sissy 23 February 2010 at 9:56 pm #

    Very old fashioned…….sort of…..obvious rhyming and dull subject.
    But you might get it published in Woman’s Own!

  6. Gideon on Fire 23 February 2010 at 11:56 pm #

    Fun read. You may have to substitute “Burke” for “Jerk” for our American cousins

  7. mtheoryr 24 February 2010 at 1:22 am #

    I must admit some references were lost on me
    also
    what is a burke?

  8. Sin 24 February 2010 at 1:26 am #

    Hehehehe..a bit of fun, indeed!

  9. Blackand 24 February 2010 at 3:46 am #

    I love Me some Weezy! (lil wayne)


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