How Crazy Are These Celebrity Baby Names?

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2′s The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil’ Mo (also mother to God’Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

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11 Comments to “How Crazy Are These Celebrity Baby Names?”

  1. Much Better 19 February 2010 at 11:56 am #

    I like Atherton, Ireland and Willow.

  2. Gaby 19 February 2010 at 4:17 pm #

    Some I like and some I don’t like. Some I like are Apple, Suri and Willow Camille
    Brooklyn is quite a popular name for girls and I’ve heard of Saffron, Shiloh, Poppy, Diezal, Denim, Heaven, Ireland, Lennon, Liberty, Luna and London. Believe it or not they are not unheard of. They are not common but they are definitely used.
    The others I think are a bit crazy.

  3. Anonymous 19 February 2010 at 7:50 pm #

    They’re not all that bad.
    I could handle Bluebell, Brooklyn, Fuchsia, Poppy, Saffron, Sage, Shiloh, Suri, Tallulah, Zola and Willow.
    The rest on the other hard, are insane. I honestly think Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor classify as child cruelty.

  4. icarlych 19 February 2010 at 8:36 pm #

    Aghh well
    Just be glad that your parents didn’t name you ANY of these names. Imagine everyone going around naming these poor kids these names!
    But….
    then those names would be normal and names like Maggie, Michael, Emma, etc. would be wierd..
    So never mind.
    But you know celebrities have to be unique and name these kids so everyone would remember them so yeahhhh

  5. boys, boys, boys 20 February 2010 at 2:56 am #

    I love and would use:-
    Diezel Ky
    Hopper
    Memphis
    Saffron Sahara
    Shiloh Nouvel
    Willow
    I have already used:-
    Jett
    Keanu
    Axel
    Kruze
    Slade

  6. Lina♥Ali 20 February 2010 at 5:18 am #

    They are all awful.
    Guarenteed that most will change their names when they’re older.
    Who would want to be called Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily or Moxie CrimeFighter or Pilot Inspektor?
    Those are the worst ones from the list.

  7. Gracie M 20 February 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    Yes some are horrible but some I think some are unqiue and cute like Brooklyn, Luna, Shiloh, Suri, and Willow

  8. Laci due Sept 17th 20 February 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    I don’t think Destry, Brooklyn or Shiloh are crazy. Sage Moonblood, on the other hand, is a little hard to swallow. Celebrities feel the need to be different, apparently. Aurelius is pretty cool, considering Marcus Aurelius was the last of the five noble Roman emperors. Not sure I would name my child that, though.

  9. nena♥ 20 February 2010 at 8:38 pm #

    i like alot of the names on the list. although i have to admit that some are way over the top like Fifi Trixibell and Audio Science. they aren’t the usual names that everyone has and some are unique. i think it gives them character. then again, the parents are celebrities and they too like to stand out.

  10. Anonymous 20 February 2010 at 11:58 pm #

    Some of them are completely ridiculous. Who would call a child Camera?! The worst ones have to be Diva Muffin, Seven Sirius, Jermajesty, Sage Moonblood, Kal-El Coppola, Moxie Crimefighter, Moon Unit and Audio Science – half of those sound like the names of sci-fi characters or robots, not children!
    Satchel, Rebel, Rocket and Rouge are really cute names – for a puppy.
    I actually like the names Talullah, Rufus Tiger, Pixie, Willow, Tiger Lily and Scout though. And I don’t think Jamie Oliver’s children Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo have particularly crazy names, especially compared to the others in the list.
    :]

  11. seth&ell 21 February 2010 at 6:35 am #

    Aanisah: Bad. Just bad. Can’t even pronounce it =)
    Apple: Actually, not awful. Could be cute
    Astrella Celeste: Mutual.
    Atherton Grace: Cute middle name :D .
    Audio Science: Who would be this cruel?
    Aurelius Cy: Maybe if I could spell it.
    Blue Angel: Poor thing.
    Bluebell Madonna: Owch.
    Brooklyn: Fairly cute. Not the worse name I’ve ever heard.
    Calico: Reminds me of a cat.
    Camera: Poor child.
    Destry: Yuck.
    Diezel Ky: Is she/he black? Then maybe. Otherwise…no.
    Fifi Trixibell: Fifi, Peaches, and Pixi or whatever. Naming the child any of these? Call child services!
    Fuchsia: Bet she will dye her hair purple
    Gaia: Reminds me of the word gay.
    Gulliver: I kinda like it. Reminds me of Oliver, one of my favorite names.
    Heaven: Oh child. Better than the sisters.
    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Wow. A little much may I say?
    Hopper: Here bunny bunny bunny.
    Ireland: Chic.
    Jaz: Cuter than most think. I like it a little.
    Jazz Domino: Makes me think of a game you’d play.
    Jermajesty: That poor child. I’d change my name ASAP!
    Kal-El Coppola: I don’t like it one bit.
    Kyd: Maybe.
    Lark Song: Reminds me of something gross!
    Lennon: Kind of cute. I could live with it.
    Liberty: Eh. Not awful, not so cute.
    London Emilio: I like London. Emilio? Not much. But I like London.
    Luna Coco Patricia: Cute in one way, hideous in another.
    Marquise: Not.Cute.
    Memphis Eve: Eve is cute. I went on vacation to Memphis and liked it, just not enough to make my child it.
    Moon Unit: Oh kid. I feel it :(
    Moxie CrimeFighter: Seriously? This isn’t made up? Oh my god.
    Ocean: Is the next child named “Catfish”?
    Pilot Inspektor: This child needs a name change asap.
    Poppy Honey: Poppy is alright, Honey…not much.
    Rocket: I could see it. I don’t like it, but after some of the names it seems normal.
    Rufus Tiger: Reminds me of that naked mole rat on that Disney show!
    Saffron Sahara: Very exotic. Not good, but exotic.
    Sage Moonblood: Gorey.
    Satchel: Is the sister is Pocket?? Oh…it’d work together!
    Seven Sirius: I had a friend who’s dog was named Seven.
    Shiloh Nouvel: Shiloh is okay, but a dog name for me! Nouvel isn’t my ideal name.
    Sosie: Sexyyyyyy. Stripper name :D
    Suri: Cute kid, name fits.
    Tallulah: The best name of all three children in my opinion.
    Willow Camille Reign: Willow is cute. Camille is very cute. Reign ruins it.
    Zola Ivy: Ivy is adorable. Zola is very…space alien?


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