Worst Celebrity Baby Name From This List?

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order):
Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2′s The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil’ Mo (also mother to God’Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

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17 Comments to “Worst Celebrity Baby Name From This List?”

  1. Anonymous 17 February 2010 at 6:31 pm #

    All of them are terrible, but Shiloh Nouvel? I mean, REALLY?
    Moon Unit and Crime Fighter should not be parts of names of *PEOPLE*
    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily sounds like an expensive desert.
    Destry? is that pronounced destroy?
    Luna Coco Patricia: To start with ‘Luna’ and end with ‘Patricia’ is enough, but then to put coco in the middle?
    And a satchel is a type of bag… also, moonblood, oh come on… DO they WANT their kids to be bullied?
    Social services need to be called, these kids will have mental scars!
    Edit: Blue angel sounds like a stripper’s name.

  2. emILY 18 February 2010 at 1:07 am #

    1.) Moxie CrimeFighter — whats this, Chuck Norris prodigy wannabe?
    2.)Audio Science
    3.)Pilot Inspektor
    4.)Poppy Honey
    5.)Rufus Tiger
    Come on, those people are WRONG for cursing those kids with that kind of name.

  3. buddy. 18 February 2010 at 3:09 am #

    Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
    Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
    Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
    seriously those aren’t even names .

  4. =) 18 February 2010 at 5:41 am #

    I feel sorry for most Celeb kids they have no luck with names but Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie) is bad that’s just letting the bullies bully your kid, same for Peaches and Pixie!!

  5. girl_who 18 February 2010 at 7:34 am #

    fifi trixibelle, audioscience, suri and pilot inspektor have to be the worst!!!

  6. ab/cd 18 February 2010 at 8:13 am #

    rolan bolan=marc bolan

  7. Quizard 18 February 2010 at 10:10 am #

    You missed Daisy Boo Jamie Oliver.

  8. ツ∂αяк-єує∂ ∂яєαмєя♫♡ 18 February 2010 at 11:54 am #

    Pilot Inspektor

  9. Common Anomaly 18 February 2010 at 3:10 pm #

    Jermajesty??? Awful!

  10. wutda!*& 18 February 2010 at 9:43 pm #

    Shiloh and Suri are pretty names, the rest are kinda weird, Willow isnt too bad though.

  11. Anonymous 19 February 2010 at 2:42 am #

    AUDIO SCIENCE without a doubt!

  12. Darla 19 February 2010 at 6:23 am #

    i would seriously feel sorry for anyone with any of those names.

  13. ♥ Electro Poof ♥ 19 February 2010 at 11:12 am #

    Apple
    Rocket
    Moon
    and Ocean.
    You shouldn’t name your child after and something like that.

  14. jen c 19 February 2010 at 3:03 pm #

    it as to be suri poor kid wait till she grows up most likely to divorce her parents and who could blame her.

  15. Zoe 4 Johnny D 19 February 2010 at 9:00 pm #

    all of them
    i really couldn’t decide
    really!

  16. topchef1 20 February 2010 at 1:51 am #

    i think there all pretty bad names

  17. Courtney ♥'s Bill K. 20 February 2010 at 1:59 am #

    Idk about worst but….
    Astrella Celeste (tongue twister)
    Apple (stupid, bet 10 bucks they’ll name they’re next child orange, lmao!!! get it?!!!)
    Audio Science (this child is bound to be a geek w/ NO friends)
    Bluebell Madonna (stupid)
    Camera (although i’ve ran into girls with this (but spelled diff.) i still thought it was stupid)
    Fifi Trixibell (jesus christ, i’d hang myself)
    Heaven (hope she doesn’t turn out to be hell, lol)
    Hopper (stupid)
    Jermajesty (don’t get mad when he starts acting like a spoiled little brat)
    Lark Song (stupid)
    Luna Coco Patricia (eww!)
    Moon Unit (in the same boat w/ Audio Science)
    Moxie CrimeFighter (in the same boat w/ Moon Unit)
    Pilot Inspektor (in the same boat w/ Moxie CrimeFighter)
    Poppy Honey (sounds like a muffin)
    Rocket (will grow up to be a trouble maker/loser along with his brothers)
    Rufus Tiger (rufus, seriously?!!! isn’t that a dog’s name?)
    Saffron Sahara (sound like an incense)
    Sage Moonblood (vampire)
    Sosie (is it saucy or sooo-cy?, stupid none the less)
    Tallulah (it’s actually Tallulah Bell, but also stupid and in the same boat w/ Fifi Trixibell)


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